muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.


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"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)


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GIVE ME A SERIES AND I’LL TELL YOU:

byronicmooch:

❤ male:
❤ female:
✖ least favorite:
✔ who resembles me:
❤ most attractive:
❤ three more characters that i like:


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Derek Hale or Captain Hook (Anonymous)


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gleeobsessi0n:

Every Glee song
↳ Marry You


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nemesis—adrasteia:

jacelynagea:

Book Jaime is better than the show Jaime.

Like I still can’t figure out why the writers of the show saw fit to change this consensual sex scene into a rape scene. They did the exact same thing with Daenerys and Khal Drogo on their wedding night. That sex scene was also consensual in the book (which made their love so much more believable), but once again it was turned into a rape scene in the show. Like why? It’s disgusting and unnecessary and it really takes away from the authenticity Martin gives his characters and their relationships. 


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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers


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kjon3s:

These kids know what’s good.


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disney meme: [1/2] locations » under the sea (the little mermaid)


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awwww-cute:

Read that bringing a new puppy into the house would liven up our older dog


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