These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
somewhere down the line i forgot that tags are for archiving stuff and not for making snarky comments under your breath
Ellen what happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014